ATTENTION

MCPS has discovered my true identity. I cannot fathom how: one of the select few to whom I divulged this privileged information must have snitched. But that is in the past.

What matters now is the behavior MCPS has reported to me. I have learned that students are attempting to be in the same classes as their friends. The fact that these schedules are now accessible online instead of on a paper distributed at the beginning of the school year seems to have reduced normally reasonable students to little more than simple-minded primates.

I fear my legacy is no longer that of a hero, but that of a villain. I must forever grapple with a tainted conscience because of my actions. How will I cope? I do not know. I have heard time heals all wounds. I desperately hope that is true.